I've been on the market for some cheap chickens. The good ones are about $25 a piece. And you know me, I can't do that. So I found a man getting rid of 5 chickens for $20 -- total!
He had purchased the chickens for his son for his birthday and a year later the son was ready for a new pet. However.
When we came to pick up the chickens the boy became increasingly upset and finally he ran back into the house crying.
I'm a jerk.
I have chickens. I saved $105.
And I'm a jerk.